singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She just used a chaser for red wine.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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