Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Found your dick twin last night
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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