help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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