I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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