In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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