Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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