office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
im holly from the hills drunk
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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