I'm so fucking centered right now
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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