you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
