I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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