Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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