we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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