youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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