If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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