i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Randomize
