yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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