On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he thought i was a dude.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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