I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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