you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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