I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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