fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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