i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I have already put on my inside pants.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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