the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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