He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i think i have herpe
just one?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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