nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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