Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My sheets look like a crime scene.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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