But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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