let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
