dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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