If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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