one two three fourrrrnication!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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