I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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