Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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