butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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