so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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