Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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