He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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