carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Did you just see the Batmobile???
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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