Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
it's like heaven, but drunker
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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