those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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