Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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