how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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