so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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