where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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