their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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