would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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