I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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