how can u be prego again
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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