I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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