So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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