Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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