For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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