but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
The Olympian is in my bed
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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