I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
How external is "for external use only"?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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