Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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