Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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