I bet he comes in French.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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