Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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