A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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